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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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 No.272900[Last 100 Posts]

edmund mcmillen is just chris chan but well raised

 No.272901

you could say that about alot of people

 No.272906

idgi

 No.272909

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 No.272912

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>>272909
i think he make a funny joke

 No.272931

>>272900
Who? And who?

 No.273356

>>272909
You can just sexually abuse your mother and literally get away with it if you are notorious enough.

 No.273361

>>273356
even I would never do this.

 No.273364

>>273361
I say this

 No.273368

>>272909
Why is h3h3s wife in there

 No.273388

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>>272909
>all fucking lolcows, libshits, jews and trannies
absolutely abhorrent

 No.273389

>>272909
Why didn't they ask me to be in this?

 No.273390

>>273388
daily 'noko

 No.273391

>>273389
because you are a kike faggot tranny

 No.273392

>>273388
He's called killua because I'm going to kill him

 No.273393

>>273392
He's called killua because he gave a "little death" to you butt area

 No.273409

>>273388
it's a filthcore game so it makes sense

 No.273410

holy shit some times the pisces mercury strikes a goldmine

 No.273411

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oh my tveddit reference

 No.273422

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 No.273423

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>>273411
isaac is pilled

 No.273426

>>273422
Libra does the same in mewgenics. In Isaac Edmund doesn't really seem to understand astrology though

 No.273431

>>273411
Congrats on being able to use German localization, how long did it take you to learn German? It must be difficult coming off Arabic

 No.273435

if you understand the ending after beating hush in afterbirth, you deserve a hug

 No.273450

I need to go back and beat meatboy, i got filtered on the final boss

 No.273552

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>niggas are minmaxing their cats through breeding and sacrificing 1 kitten to the cannibal cat instead of just fucking fighting it

 No.273554

I've never heard of this guy until now.

 No.273555

>>273435
I understand but no need for a hug

 No.273558

I already accepted I will never leave the chest

 No.273561

>>273411
Where's Chuck?

 No.273848

Lore theory: the throbbing king is Isaac as seen by mom (entitled and ungrateful)
the second phase where he runs away after being attacked symbolizes domestic violence

 No.274055

The gigafatass ate my best cat wtf

 No.274290

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>>274055
don't get attached to cats, they will die (like in real life)

 No.274294

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my current set up
I always have like 4-8 breeding pairs to have a pool of distant relatives to breed with to minimise inbreeding

 No.274295

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my most op cat yet

 No.274297

>>274295
he got a skill to maximise mana in one turn and a passive that creates sparks when he goes over mana cap, literally could maps in one round consistently

 No.274299

>>274295
people say psychic is weak but it's one of my favs, the control over battlefield is nice

 No.274300

bro is speedrunning dat breeding minigame, I only have 3 rooms (one for making good cats, one for kittens and faggots, one for crap cats to farm injuries)

 No.274301

>>274299
I only had one psychic run so I don't really have a feeling for the class yet

 No.274302

>>274300
Yeah I was deliberately just going home on the first stage of act 1 with shit cats to get more veteran cats to unlock more rooms quicker

 No.274303

>>274300
Also key to the breeding game is making bonded cats, because bonded cats will breed much more often with each other instead of the other breeding cats. If you only have bonded cats in a breeding area incest will become pretty rare

 No.274304

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This is the family tree of my average cat
As you can see, there is only one stray great-grandparent and one half-stray great-grandparent
I could get the inbreeding even lower if I didn't care about keeping some specific mutations around

 No.274305

slavic identity's common denominator is self hate
occidental slavs self hate around going bald at 20, because of superficial western values
oriental slavs self hate around noviops and such due to oriental frontier contact culture

 No.274309

>>274305
I apologize for being polish

 No.274312

>>274305
I apologize for >>274309 being polish

 No.274327

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>>274305
Jewel of the Nile spoke of this, but it was about polacks(especially diasporoids) jerking themselves to america and viewing Poland as shitstained pigpen

 No.274353

>>274327
Satanists are very athletic

 No.274364

>>274305
Facts, slavs should self-reconcile and invade China and Western Europe

 No.274365

>>274364
Slavs should cut dey wrists and put paracetamol tablets under their tongues

 No.274371

>>274305
tiktok retard, please
>>274364
for what purpose, le epic hoi4 map recoloring
>>274365
right after you gay tranny

 No.274372

>>274371
You don't have to do it, the cholesterol and heart failure will take care of things

 No.274375

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>>274371
bring enlightened civilization to the barbarians and such

 No.274376

>>274372
your kike jod will let me live because someone has to break the braindead gay buck such as yourself
>>274375
>muh retarded pics out of nowhere
I like it when you cry

 No.274379

>>274376
this is not a crash out as the negry say but rather illustrating the enlightened civilization Russia will bring to its conquered lands

 No.274380

>>274376
Russians are niggers go away igor

 No.274384

>>274379
>>274380
we be aryans like ryurique and shiiieeet

 No.274405

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got Aya

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 No.274424

>>274405
>>274422
What is this game about is it like XCOM

 No.274426

>>274424
fotm niggerslop about crossbreeding cats and making them fight. It's like those mobile games where you hatch dragon eggs or whatever and combine them into stronger dragons so you can beat whatever other neckbeard also bothers to play that shit game

 No.274427

>>274424
fotm niggerslop about crossbreeding cats and making them figh but it's roguelite and you lose the cats when you fail and it's in binding of isaac universe (read: pee poo and dead babies)

 No.274431

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>>274427
>binding of Isaac
There's this foid I'm speaking with who's been shilling tboi nonstop for the past like week to me so I caved and bought it and it's just dead estate but 10x worse because you can only shoot in 4 directions

 No.274448

>>274431
I noticed lots of foids love body horror

 No.274450

>>274431
kys yourself, normalfag

 No.274452

>>274431
Where did you find a 'foid to talk to

 No.274460

>>274452
usa is big and he works and has relatively low inhibition
he might also mean someone over the internet because he's like a redditor and doesn't know to specify lole

 No.274464

I had the mage kitty solo the fat kitty its with uhh blood frenzy. Bring a one that an summon a bunch of shit and the bloody frenzy cat will just get pretty much unlimited turnss

 No.274487

>>274422
I enjoy this song more than I should, it has the vibe of a really cool song made by a really horrible evil person (like John Lennon)

 No.274488

>>274448
That's why the support for trans rights is so high among young women

 No.274491

>>274303
Is that why I have some cats who just NEVER seem to pass on their genes and some cats who are Chad

 No.274493

>>274488
this makes sense

 No.274496

>>274487
Also a LOT of the music in this game is 60score in some way, it makes me wonder if it has deepest symbolic relevance

 No.274508

>>274496
the soundtrack makes me think of tom waits and mr bungle

 No.274516

>>274496
there is a lot of 50s shit too

 No.274523

>>274426
Niggers calling everything they dont like fotm just like how retards called palworld and e33 fotm

 No.274526

>>274523
Congratulations, you responded to the 70 IQ baitpost

 No.274527

>>274523
… and they're right

 No.274530

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 No.274532

>>274491
>some cats who just NEVER seem to pass on their genes
Depends what you mean. Mutations or stats?

 No.274533

>>274375
>>274371
Sometimes i cant tell the difference between rutaka and momijipedo anymore

 No.274538

>>274532
No, I mean cats who just never have kittens, in the same room with other cats who do
I've had multiple Necromancer cats with broken passives like "At the end of each round, summon a Zombie Kitten" or "When you kill an enemy, reanimate it with 50% HP" and they literally died of old age without ever having a kitten

 No.274540

>>274538
(Basically I mean they probably had kittens but I missed it and since I don't have all of the highest-Stimulation furniture they were unlikely to pass on anything spicy anyway)

 No.274542

I wish i didnt kill the kitten that was 17 int because he was ulgy

 No.274554

>>274538
Yeah, that could be why
You need to find two cats that aren't bonded to anyone and have them breed once that way you will just produce that more kittens.

 No.274560

>>273552
I killed her (once)

 No.274566

How do you get mutations? The only way i got alot of them was giving the cat uranium rod and cancer unless i gotta Alabamamaxx

 No.274568

>>274566
there is furniture that gives mutation

 No.274583

>>274568
Do i gotta do a quest for the doctor? Idk what you get for those

 No.274593

>>274583
Best way to get furniture is to grind hard path in act 1 for the furniture box drops
You can also get random mutations from the end of the Boneyard I believe
The beanies quests generally only give you equipment and not furniture

 No.274597

Also if you have lots of furniture you'll end up with very high Appeal which can make the strays show up with random positive mutations

 No.274657

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JAR
JAR
Where's my jar

 No.274759

holy shit the moon boss suck soo much ass

 No.274764

also it didnt help that the shimmering gave my cat (nigger) steven lips

 No.274767

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so this will really be the garbo flavor of the month game thread?:

 No.274768

>>274767
sorry it isnt gay porn with nigger aesthetics

 No.274769

>>274768
you will forget this shit within a trimester though, and why do you have gay porn with nigger aesthetics in your head? this was never brought up in any moment in human history

 No.274771

>>274769
give me 1 game that isnt liveserviceslop that isnt fotm within the past 10 years

 No.274774

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>>274771
idk i don play bideo james

 No.274812

>>274767
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER NUMBER
NUMBER TWO IS YOUR NAME

 No.274813

There is actually an entire stage built modelled after the Moon, from Touhou
So this thread belongs on /bant/

 No.274846

>>274813
your cats can have rectal prolapse which is also reference to touhou

 No.274928

>>274812
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

 No.275026

working working working working
DOWN WITH THE DEVIL

 No.275027

can't believe they made a song about me at my workplace

 No.275034

>glowing flask that refills at the end of each battle
this sounds familar but idk where

 No.275041

The game is grindcore dopamine slop

 No.275112

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apperently you are allowed 1 save scum or else steven has a fit

 No.275114

>>275112
its not that bad desu, he just lowers one of your cats stats or gives it a permadebuff

 No.275115

Speaking of other games, did anyone run into a gish reference yet

 No.275122

>>275115
the cactus people

 No.275357

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Just got two sets on one character

 No.275358

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>>275357
meanwhile, the inventory
bone set is pretty goood if you are low on inventory

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 No.275368

>>275358
holy jesus im only at the 2nd house space

 No.275444

Earlier I dreamt that God (yes, God) was a secret you could unlock in Mewgenics
He appeared as a man with orange-red hair and clothes, and spoke in an unexpectedly "cool" way
His purpose was to deliver you some manner of enlightenment and also to modify cats' genes

The "cutscene" to unlock Him was very interesting too, it was basically two figures standing next to one another, and it flickered, with some frames having both figures look like angels as depicted in Isaac, and other frames having the figure on the left be God on His throne

 No.275464

>>275367
normal people: lole these lyrics are funny
people with adhd and depression:

 No.275472

>>275464
No thats just the bunker theme

 No.275480

>cat named spamton
Undertale chads won

 No.275499

>>275480
I got Ralsei

 No.275502

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this is some high brow humor

 No.275516

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>>275502
jfc what's up with millennials? im sick and tired of this style of comedy where it's like they want to be so heckin ironic and too cool to think their own jokes are funny but you can just feel them sitting there snickering while they write
>awww dude what if it was a butt on a cats face
>ough but we cant just show it and have it be a funny unexpected thing we need a character to comment on it and be all disappointed because it's like "heh wouldn't that be totally stupid who would put that in a video game"
>except we put it in a video game, so we're totally stupid! that's the joke! LAWL!
is there some underground facility where the government makes clones of justin roiland to write for movies and video games? that has to be what this is

 No.275537

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 No.275541

>>275502
Edmund won't change himself to be less cringy because he's authentic and that's why his games are so special, they are very personal

 No.275567

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int builds and elkmoding is a bit fucking op I'm just ending shit in one round by merely walking around

 No.275570

>>275567
What ability is intmaxxing jesus

 No.275571

>rot butcher with 0 mana just spamming flies everywhere

 No.275572

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>>275570
half of my cats have this one

 No.275573

I think at some point in the late game you just want to do daily adventures while holding around 70 cats

 No.275574

>>275567
your thinking is way ahead of mine, I'll have to start believing in astrology

 No.275575

>>275574
I just got lucky getting 2 OP mutations
I accidentally lost my +1 range eyebrow mutation and now I got one shitty eyebrow mutation that just gives charisma instead

 No.275576

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quest items being part of sets is quite epic
this one just straight up makes you ignore the negative effect of the quest item

 No.275577

>>275575
You got lucky?
Yet he was complimenting your thinking, not your luck

 No.275586

>>275537
I've seen her

 No.275597

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just got the perfect roll on my fighter

 No.275778

This game is making me nauseous

 No.275779

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 No.275795

Hold on if you do hard path desert do you always end up with the dice cat instead of ted cruz cat?

 No.275829

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A-LIEN CRATER
FE-LINE IN-VADER
A-LIEN CRATER
FE-LINE IN-VADER
A-LIEN CRATER
FE-LINE IN-VADER
A-LIEN CRATER

 No.275854

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yo they added people who don't like touhou pubes as a boss

 No.275855

>>275795
it's random

 No.275856

>>275829
That one reminds me of some van der graaf generator songs, or maybe blue oyster cult one

 No.275858

>>275854
No way this isa boss

 No.276037

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Throbbing King gives me Frieza vibes

 No.276043

>>275778
It's the music unironically

 No.276044

>>276037
How many hours do you play a day

 No.276047

>>276043
I'm an edgelord but I can't stand the concept of the little animals having prolapses and whatnot essentially

 No.276057

>>276037
Wht is the one empty

 No.276058

>>276047
You should see the videos where the vet ties a chain to the calf stuck in the cow and they have to pull it out for the cow to give birth

 No.276059

Clases remind me of bg3 with the monk and psychic. Also i havent had any luck with the tinkerer class

 No.276076

>>276059
I got all Act 1 & 2 completion marks with Tinkerer and I can confidently say that it's mid-tier and you have to hard force it

You basically have to look for any of the following abilities:
- literally anything that can get you to Tech 3 (except the Madness one)
- robot arms passive (lets you use your weapon twice a turn)
- nursebot or turret

 No.276085

>>276057
Courtship

 No.276097

>>276044
I skipped work the past few weeks to game.

 No.276098

>>276097
which games? as an employer, I would probably support it if it's good. not that I'm one to talk. when I'm actually in the office I want to just goon.

 No.276100

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>>275854
>Edmunf is a JIDF shill
It's over

 No.276114

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>>276097
i do this and look like this

 No.276323

I think Ed's games are successful because they cater both to minmaxers who like seeing big numbers and breaking the game and artsy sissies who look for metaphors to interpret

 No.276324

>>276037
how many alley rats had to die for this

 No.276617

I tried necromancer class and got raped like 3 times, lost a lot of good items and cats

 No.276618

>>276617
how, necro is practically immortal

 No.276619

>>276618
It doesn't do much damage, its passive abilities are shit, spawning maggots from corpses? Their reach is so short and they get one tapped.

 No.276621

It's normal attack puts one life drain on enemies and it stacks, so if u want 10 life drains on a single enemy you need 10 turns, unless there is an ability I'm not getting which speeds this

 No.276624

>>276619
theres like 3 necro builds the lifesteal, familar spam and the suicide one thats only good if you got the anti injury item

 No.276631

man the monk is so busted strong

 No.276632

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 No.276634

>>276632
Renounce Satan

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 No.276643

why do people say spewer is hard

 No.276645

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>>276632
i'm gonna fuck that cat

 No.276651

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>>276645
no, max

 No.276867

when the funny cat game is actually about going through stages of grief

 No.277035

Why are the cats named after 2hus

 No.277091

I took two items from the doc and completed them but the nigger only gave on reward. Is the d6 give like the mirror at the end of the quest or are you supposed to find it in the wild

 No.277282

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ah gottem ggs

 No.277725

>had a 15 squirrel army
>raining and wet
>1 lightning strike wiped out all the squirrels

 No.278353

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I restarted my game when I ran out of food

 No.278355

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nordic af btw

 No.278367

>>277725
I got squirrel mode with the passive that gives your familiars +10 HP earlier and it was baby-mode easy you-can't-lose mode
I think squirrel mode might be S+ tier

 No.278520

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bro i hate these guys so fucking much

 No.278524

>>278367
I reached the coven for the first time and beat it cuz of squirrel mode and multi shot & bullseye hunter

 No.278659

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>>278524
i got there today as well and it was a pretty dissapointing fight desu, i think cerberus fucked me up way more (because im a silly baka and forgot how to position my units)

 No.278663

moonman is way harder than coven imo

 No.278664

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>>278663
Fuck that stage too

 No.278666

>>278664
did you get to act 3? im struggling pretty hard spewer is kicking my shit in and is harder than cave man imo but that might be because i have the axoltol gills on most of the cats that apply water on basic attacks and i can just freeze most of the enemys in the ice age stage

 No.278669

>>278666
No i havent beaten moon yet because i was slacking

 No.278692

>>278659
Hunter always carries the run for me, I tried necromancer multiple times cause redditors went on and on about how good it is but I got raped each time, Necro requires good rng to be playable

>>278663
I kept attacking the hands then googled that I actually need to have a cat swallowed up by him it was an easy fight after that

 No.278696

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Ive noticed my fighter gets random debuffs like fear in the middle of runs, then when i hove over the collars i see these debuffs on the right, wtf is this?

 No.278697

>>278696
I'm shit and haven't played much but maybe those are curses

 No.278699

>>278692
Necromancer is pretty doodoo desu, hunters or fighters are the true carries although i havent unlocked like 3 last classes yet

 No.278700

>>278696
>>278697
Its not curses its the stages you beat, caves/cemetery/core/moon

 No.278701

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Bix nood

 No.278731

>>278700
Ohhh I see

>>278701
Top goon would love this cat

 No.278739

Oh you want to beat cemetery with collarless cat since the ability it unlocks is probably one of the best in the game



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