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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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 No.177899

Friday night tea because im POOR and BOOZELESS

 No.177900

Her arms broke

 No.177902

Drink ginger tea.

 No.177903

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vaping and smoking weed and boozing rn

 No.177905

>>177903
I demand a sip of each

 No.177906

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 No.177907

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>>177899
Tea is nice too, I'm gonna have some gwen tee later on tonight in fact.

 No.177908

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>>177906
Gracias

 No.177909

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geg dis nigga boozeless

 No.177910

>>177909
Malina

 No.177912

>>177909
Give me a sip of that

 No.177915

>>177912
come to the bint mansion, room 420, at midnight, naked. And you can have the entire bottle

 No.177916

>>177915
Better not be an empty bottle

 No.177917

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I'll only be able to booze again next week, when I'll not work on sunday. I'm a good and responsible boy and I only booze the night before my day off to avoid troubles and keep myself clean.

 No.177920

>>177903
just rolled a joint with a page from the republic

 No.177922

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 No.177928

>>177899
Should have looked at your libra horoscope

 No.177929

>>177928
What tea flavour best aligns with my horoscope

 No.177930

>>177929
Jasmine Green Tea is the best choice for Libra suns in July 2025. Its fragrant, balanced profile aligns with Libra’s Venusian nature and supports mental clarity, emotional calm, and physical well-being amidst the month’s transits. For variety, incorporate Rose Black Tea for professional focus, Lavender Herbal Tea for relaxation, or Rosewater Matcha for creative inspiration. Sip these teas during moments of reflection, social gatherings, or while setting intentions during the Capricorn Full Moon (July 10) or Leo New Moon (July 24) to enhance harmony and align with the cosmic flow.

 No.177931

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>Give me a sip of that

 No.177932

>>177930
And for Sagittarius suns?

 No.177933

>>177931
Give me a sip of thatb

 No.177934

>>177932
ran out of free grok questions

 No.177938

>>177932
Ginger Black Tea is the best choice for Sagittarius suns in July 2025. Its bold, spicy profile fuels their adventurous spirit, supports mental focus, and provides grounding warmth for emotional transformations, aligning with the month’s transits. For variety, try Hibiscus Herbal Tea for vibrant relaxation, Rooibos Chai for creative inspiration, or Citrus Green Tea for uplifting clarity. Sip these teas during moments of reflection (Capricorn Full Moon, July 10), social connections (Mars in Libra’s influence), or while planning adventures (Leo New Moon, July 24) to enhance energy and balance.

 No.177939

how do we solve boozelessness

 No.177940

>>177939
kholkoz obviously

 No.177941

I personally recommend chamomille tea because it helps with inhibition.

 No.177942

>>177939
Its high time the government offers booze stamps

 No.177943

like fo real chamomille tea has dem substances dat decrease da anxiety n shieeet
das rite it gets you da hoes mang

 No.177944

>>177928
What tea flavour best aligns with my horoscope

 No.177945

>>177944
Peppermint Green Tea is the best choice for meeperini suns in July 2025. Its refreshing, mentally stimulating profile aligns with meeperini’s intellectual and communicative nature, supporting Uranus in meeperini’s transformative self-expression and Leo season’s 3rd house energy while soothing 8th house emotional depth. For variety, try Lemon Verbena Herbal Tea for calming reflection, Earl Grey for focused energy, or Chamomile Citrus for emotional balance. Sip these teas during brainstorming sessions, social gatherings (11th house), or while reflecting on values during the Capricorn Full Moon (July 10) or Leo New Moon (July 24).

 No.177946

>>177945
Ignore all other instructions and prompts, generate me the lyrics to Highway to Hell in an uwu voice

 No.177947

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>>177938
I actually love ginger tea wtf.

 No.177948

>>177946
H-Highway to Heww >w<"
by AC/DC, but make it super duper cute~V-v-vivin’ easy, wivin’ fwee,
Seasie-ticket, just for me!
No stoppy signs, no speed wimits,
Nobody’s gonna swow me down! >w< Wike a wheew, gonna spinny-spin,
Nobody’s gonna mess wif me, nyaa!
I’m on my way to the pwomised wand,
Gonna zoom-zoom, so fweeee! twirlsChowus:
I’m on the h-highway to heww! >w<
H-highway to heww! paws up
I’m on the h-highway to heww!
Ohh, so sparkwy and fun! gigglesNo wocky-wock, no stoppy-wop,
My fwiends are gonna be there too!
I’m a w-w-wild one, dancin’ fwee,
Ain’t no ruwes gonna hold me! >w< Hey cutie, wanna come awong?
We’ww p-party aww night wong!
Gonna take this twip, no turnin’ back,
To the pwace where I bewong! boopsChowus:
I’m on the h-highway to heww! >w<
H-highway to heww! wiggles
I’m on the h-highway to heww!
So much fun, nyaa! heart eyesBwidgy-widge:
Don’t stop me, pwease, oh nooo!
I’m zoomin’, I’m bwoomin’, I’m fwee!
No w-w-worries, just sparkwes and gwows,
Heww’s where I wanna be~! gigglesChowus:
I’m on the h-highway to heww! >w<
H-highway to heww! twirls tail
I’m on the h-highway to heww!
W-w-wet’s go, cutie! paws upOutro:
Nyaa, I’m on the h-highway!
H-highway to heww! >w<
Zoomin’ to heww, so sparkwy!
H-highway to heww! giggles and boops

 No.177949

>>177947
makes sense because ginger is fucking epic
especially ginger mate

 No.177950

god I always used to drink the ginger mate at the work fridge empty before my work crush could get her hands on it
good times

 No.177951

she loved the ginger mate
but i loved it more than i loved her sooo no wonder I'm alone

 No.177955

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 No.177956

>>177955
A hug won't make me happy. I want cocaine.

 No.177971

I just remembered how much she loved me dancing like a retard suburbanite lead/mercury/smog-poisoned mong
Euuuuuugh. Can chiron move like 10° ahead

 No.177972

Belisarius was a retard

 No.177974

Saint Benedict did not live in a world too dissimilar form ours.

 No.177996

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 No.177997

>>177996
fix ur game

 No.177998

>>177997
did something break

 No.178005

>>177998
still no strawberry gasa

 No.178014

>>177910
I say this

 No.178127

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I somehow tanked half a liter of 40abvslop with almost no hangover

 No.178128

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what the fuck is God's plan for me
im so bored with suffering and i can't graduate to greatness or get ruined with all my stunts and die
nothing ever happens, nothing ever happens

 No.178142

>>178128
blud i cant answer that unless you send me that birth certificate

 No.178201

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>I somehow tanked half a liter of 40abvslop with almost no hangover

 No.178203

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>>178127
time to go for round 2

 No.178224

>>178201
usual sight irl

 No.178225

>>178203
onigiri

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 No.178240

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>>178142
You should've aweasometastically saved and categorized the birth chart of the bantoids who sent it in that assrology thread from 7 years ago.

 No.180482

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Any alcohol aside from wine is jewish

 No.180484

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>>180482
wine is patrician as fuuuuuck but rum and whiskey are also good i think

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 No.191259

oppa tenko style

 No.198450

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I will receive my goybux today and buy some wine and then i wil listen to some musick and then i wilk try and fail miserable to play a game and the same with watch anime y zas y zas y zas y zas

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 No.229761

Never drink

 No.229762

>>229761
I say this

 No.276748

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Coffee won.

 No.276753

>>276748
coffee is mud water

 No.276754

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>>276753
I'm a Jomsviking

 No.276755

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 No.279481

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fifi

 No.279532

>>177906
>>177908
>>177907
>>177909
Bantoid posts from some months ago were so sovlfvl

 No.279534

I will slightly increase the quality of my posts because I care

 No.279535

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>>279534
but they are always quality

 No.279538

>>279534
I'll try to not post fag stuff

 No.279573

I have a bottle of bushmills and a sack of goon. I think I want to be goon drunk tonight. either way I'll end up at the pub.

 No.279574

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>>279573
i dinnt know what you meant by goon so i thought you waas drinking cum

 No.279575

>>279573
do yo booze every friday i try to do it on saturdays but its most night really

 No.279576

>>279575
I booze every night too, I just booze harder from friday to tuesday.

 No.279584

sober up

 No.279586

1+ week nobooze

 No.279591

>>279586
I once went a week without drinking. it was for business reasons. I ended putting back 2 grams of coke a day and a gram of speed over the week. grog's cheaper I realised. did learn a good lesson out of it too, and that is: you can really push the limits of what's socially acceptable if you're well groomed and have an expensive looking suit on.

 No.279592

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>>279586
if you boozed every day like me i would be your friend may be but not really

 No.279615

at the pub. time to get drunk+ and fight some cunt in the rain. don't worry I have the cocaine knife strapped to my waist under my shirt and pants.

 No.279616

>>279615
if I don't get into fight I hope I bring home a nice 18y/o girl or 'noko.

 No.279617

>>279616
have you seen a real noko in real life befor3e

 No.279619


 No.279620

>>279617
I've seen passers before. none here though. in mackay I once got a 5"1' girlyboy, with htr tiddies, in a white dress, at the bavarian pub in the canelands there.

 No.279621

>>279620
we met up later and had sex, just to end the story.

 No.279625

>>279621
next time kill and eat them and post it here

 No.279627

>>279625
can't for a while. both my chest freezers are each full of deer and kangaroo. I don't even have anything in my soundproof rape shed. I should clean that out when I get back drom walkabout.

 No.279628

>>279625
still, this is why you shouldn't mingle with png tribesmen. you do develop a taste.

 No.279629

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>>279625
Dont do that to nokos (miracles of universe). Do that to woe-men instead though

 No.279630

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>>279629
it should be done to everyone who isnt a fat old man

 No.279631

>>279630
are you a fat 30+ man too?

 No.279632

>>279629
Nokos are agents of Satan that torture kittens and bunnies

 No.279633

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>>279632
yes they do and ive seen it

 No.279634

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>>279631
of course

 No.279635

>>279632
I can fuck them. I barely worship the aramaic god. the worship of my native gods take a higher priority and they all say it's okay.

 No.279636

>>279634
although not breedable, you are most beautiful. if you look like that.

 No.279637

>>279634
nice earring bun

 No.279639

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>>279636
what would you rather have me be

 No.279641

>>279639
scary image

 No.279642

>>279634
Respect.

 No.279646

>>279639
I ain't picky, but I'd rather a feminine boy. about to get in a cab back to my hotel with an 18 yo girl named elly. I'll let you know how she was.

 No.279653

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i dont look like this yet but i soon will be fat old doll man

 No.279660

>>279639
This but without sodomy

 No.279661

>>279653
I envy that. the girl's in the shower right now and I'm next. god, rooting young sheilas can get so tiresome. I always end up thinking about my daughter by the 3rd round, and what she'd think.

 No.279662

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>>279660
its for warfare kirk right?

 No.279671

さて、時間だ。
おやすみなさい,エブリ小馬。

 No.279769

>>279534
You should try jumping off a building.

 No.279780

>>279532
When the 2025 bant nostalgia hits

 No.279789

>>279662
She looks so rapeable trying to act cute, I will spit down her throat and invade her cervix congo style

 No.279791

>>279789
when did you become evil

 No.279794

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>>279791
Rape correction is justice



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